Parting is Such Sweet Celebration

Let's start in the lab tonight, since the only thing on the agenda is to finish your final projects.

Current chip count, in case you're keeping score at home:
1 Doritos Spicey Sweet Chili
1 Lay's Kettle Cooked
1 Lay's Classic
1 Ruffles Original
1 Archer Farms Tortilla (insert salsa here).

Stocking Stapler

Chapbook publishers of the world, unite!

'Cause when you're fifteen and somebody tells you...

1. Personal project presentations are tonight.
2. Due to a "communication breakdown," Josh L and Kara W's chapbooks weren't available in Gayle's office until this morning.
3. After presentations, we'll head for the lab.
4. Hi, I'm Robert Plant.